4
5
2010

We're currently under construction

 

No game hosting company will come close to us, our servers will burn holes in the sun..

We are still working with IBM on how we can keep our hard drives from shooting out of the servers and killing the datacenter staff, 15K RPM SCSI drives spin super duper fast. We also are working close with CISCO on trying to get the fiber lines to hold in the super powerful light beams that send your game data. Before we forget, we also have to make sure the website is 100% working and ready for your orders without bugs. No one likes having their money wasted. We can't seem to get the tech support monkeys to work out so we've gone back to using humans, they cost a bit more because they want money not bananas but you the client are worth it!